The first is based on a true story:
There was a young girl in Japan
Who went to that land with a plan
She went there to teach
It wasn’t a peach
And she ended up finding a man
The second is fictional...oh, who am I kidding, I guess it's true too except my name didn't rhyme with Japan:
There was a plump lady named Fran
Who started to work in Japan
They all were surprised
At the size of her thighs
So she stuck to a sushi diet plan
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There was a plump lady named Fran
Who started to work in Japan
They all were surprised
At the size of her thighs
So she stuck to a sushi diet plan
I don't like that last line. How about "But even so, she loved eating Cozy Corner pies."
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